the abstract vanity.

Hannah sat on a chair as she felt a stirring.  Her knees buckled, as she tried to get up.  She had no idea what was going on, but her blonde hair began to turn darker, as it began to recede into her head.   Hannah got to the bathroom, and went on her step stool.  Her eyes watered, as her hair was getting shorter.  “My hair” she said in her tiny voice.  She then let out a deep grunt, as her back began to spasm.  The young girl fell back, as her back began to grow longer.  Her arms and legs followed, as her red dress was becoming constricted by her growing body.  Her legs began to thicken, and expand, as she looked down to see brown hairs growing on her big legs.  Her legs looked like her dad’s.  She felt a crack in her tiny feet, as they began to grow longer and wider.  Her toes thickened more, as they took on a much manlier look.  Hannah wiggled her giant t...

Ashton jumped the fence to the abandoned yard and looked for the ball.   The teenage boy walked over and couldn’t find his ball anywhere.    He looked at the decrepit house in front of him and so the smashed window.  “Shit” the blonde boy said, as he stepped into the house.  As soon as Ashton stepped into the house, the curse laid upon it began to act.  Ashton tried to find his ball, and his hair began to grow past his ears.  His blonde hair began to show streaks of brown, as his lips began to plumb.  Another step, his feet began to swell and change.  They become softer and more feminine.  Ashton’s tan skin began to fade, as his toned stomach began to plumb and lose its definition.  Ashton took a deep breath, as his arms’ muscles deflated, and his hands began to shrink.  His nails grew longer, as Ashton got to the abandoned living room.  His hair was darker, as it began to grow p...

Mandy was on her new phone.  She was ready to go the beach, and suddenly a random text came in asking if Mandy wanted to know her fate.   B eing as naive as Mandy was, she sent the text back, and she was confused to see a picture sent back of a muscular tan man on the beach.  He looked oddly familiar like she’s seen him somewhere before.  Suddenly, Mandy gasped as phone vanished like all those who want to know there fate. “Alrighttt looks like we have a situation here” she said in a smooth voice.  She covered her mouth wondering where that came from.  Mandy then warped to a random part of a crowded beach, as she was under a giant boardwalk.  Before Mandy could even react, a white hat appeared on the top of her head.  And her pale skin began to darken and tan.   Mandy looked down at her tanning body.  “What the hell?!” She screamed, as her body shot up.  Her height grew as...

Julie was sitting in the field watching her boyfriend and his friends play football.  She was freezing, and didn’t want to be there any longer.  As she was on her phone, she saw an ad for a beach resort, and a free stay.  “Why the hell not” she said harmlessly clicking the ad.   Suddenly Julie vanished, her boyfriend and friends looked over in confusion wondering where Julie went.    Julie found herself on a beach chair somewhere tropical she was so confused she had no idea where. She looked to her side to see a coconut drink, and a random phone.    Julie was very confused, as she didn’t see her own phone, and people didn’t seem to wonder why she was wearing fall clothes at the beach.   Julie reaches for the phone, and suddenly her thin fingers began to thicken, her hands followed as they grew wider and larger.    Julies eyes were in disbelief, as her body seemed to get very uncomfortable....