the abstract vanity.

Thad was sort of a delinquent, he was 20 years old, and never graduated high school. His neighbors were becoming agitated by his behavior. He would spend most of his time, fooling around the neighborhood with his group of friends who would usually cause havoc all over the place.  “Alright...tonight is the night” Thad said to his group of friends. “We are gonna are gonna break into Creepy Agatha’s house, and steal that vase in her window” Thad said, as he was watching the older woman Agatha closely.  “How much do you think that vase is worth?” his friend asked Thad.  “A lot...at least a couple of g’s” Thad said finishing his cigarette. “Those old lady has no idea what’s gonna happen Johnny” Thad said, as he, and Johnny were the only two guys in their friend group that were brave enough to do this prank on Agatha.  “Hopefully the rumors aren’t true” Johnny said, as they saw Agatha shutting down all of the lights.  “What are they?” Thad asked Johnny....

The bell rang, and the students were filing to their classes for the second semester at Reagan High. “Shit, I don’t want to go to Women’s Studies” Matt, a senior said looking at his schedule. “And you have it with Sullivan” Joey said laughing.  “She’s the toughest, make her mad, and it’s hell” he said looking back at Matt. “Good luck bro” Joey said waving at his friend.  “Yeah, it’s gonna be great. The only bro in a pussy class” he said going into the classroom. He saw Ms. Sullivan who was an older woman with a stingy look about her. He then sat in the back of the classroom. Matt looked around, and saw no one he knew in this class.  “This is fucking great” he said being one of 4 boys in the classroom. “Welcome to Women Studies” Ms. Sullivan said greeting the class. She went through the criteria of the class. Sullivan then started her lecture, and she started with the Female reproductive system, and child baring. Matt was in complete disconnect from the class. M...

Quint was on his way back from the new gym he signed up for. It was the off-season for football, and he needed a place outside of the college’s campus. “I’m fucking starving” Quint said holding his toned stomach, as he was walking back to his off campus apartment. “Well...I guess we can try here” he said going into “Regal Muffins” a tiny shop near the gym. “Welcome to Regal Muffins” the overweight cashier said nicely to a put off Quint. “Okay...does this place have anything low fat” he asked the woman. “Like low-fat food?” she asked him. “Yeah...like food that won’t make me look like all these fat people in here” he said in a very condescending tone. Shock, the cashier took a moment to compose herself. “Well...sir I have the perfect suggestion for you” said another older woman approaching the register. “This is our exclusive Low-Cal slim Muffin” she said winking at him. “It’s on the house” she said smirking at him. “Ah thanks...I guess” Quint said quickly leaving the weir...

Will had no remorse, he broke up with his girlfriend of 3 years after he found out that she was pregnant.  “That’s not my kid” he said to his friends when they were shocked to find out that she was pregnant. “She’s a little whore” he said before driving off away from the school’s campus to his house.  “I can’t believe he broke up with her” one of Will’s friends said laughing. “Yeah that was a dick thing, and that’s fucking fucked” Veronica said who was best friends with Will’s now ex-girlfriend Jen. “I gotta see how Jen is” she said running across the courtyard to the secured handicap bathroom where Jen was crying.  “He’s a heartless prick” Jen said as Veronica comforted her friend. “Don’t worry, that little shit is going to have something coming to him” Veronica said. Veronica was actually had a ancestry to a gypsy clan that possessed magic that can effect people.  After Jen left the campus, Veronica went to her car, and looked through her photo alb...