the abstract vanity.

  Rob was sitting by the cameras, as he was taking pictures for the football team.    Ron smiled widely, he was captain and in cloud nine. For about 20 more seconds.  As the cameras flashed, Rob felt a weird sensation on his fingers.  He looked down in horror, as saw his nails growing longer and becoming bright red.  Rob’s eyes widened, he was being effected by that weird phenomenon changing people, and Rob didn’t want that.  Rob tried to excuse himself, but his coach’s began to put up a fuss.  “Please coach.  I don’t feel good” he said, as two giant breasts began to inflate and grow on his chest.  People looked in shock and amazement, as Rob tried to run away.  Rob’s arms and legs began to shrink, as his hair began to grow and lengthen.  His uniform began to strain, as his body started to thicken and expand.  Rob felt like he was ballon filling with water.  His stomach thickene...

  Julian Edelman was warming up from a huge game.    He was practicing intensely.    He looked around to see his new team members.    Several of his former teammates were effected by the Spontaneous Change, and Julian worries it could effect him and his career. Julian saw his friends’ lives change as they had to start new lives.  Julian listened to his headphones, as he didn’t want to think about what happened to him.  Julian then felt a weird cramp in his toned stomach.  Julian held his stomach again, as he took a minute to get water.  Julian went to the side, and took a sip of water.  Suddenly, he felt a strong cramp in his limbs.  “Shit” he said, as he slipped out of the practice to the locker room.   Julian went into the locker room, and took off his shirt.  Julian looked down to see his tan skin was getting lighter.  Julian’s body hair began to receding into his b...

  Quinn was finishing up gymnastics when she looked next to her bag to see a note with a shake next to it “Great job today” it said. Quinn just assumed it was from her coach, as she started swigging the pink shake down.  She was thirsty as hell and didn’t care.  In the distance, her rival Max, just laughed as she walked off.  Quinn got home and started unpacking from her day.  Her mom went to the backyard, as Quinn went up to her room to change.  Quinn held onto her stomach as she felt very bloated.  That shakes didn’t seem to sit well with her.   Suddenly Quinn burped, as her stomach began to bulge slightly.  Quinn looked at her bloated tummy and quickly went up to her room.  Quinn shut the door as she lifted her shirt to see her stomach bloated and enlarged.  Suddenly Quinn burped again, as her stomach swelled and distended more.  Panic began to take over, as Quinn saw her hair receding into...

Ashton jumped the fence to the abandoned yard and looked for the ball.   The teenage boy walked over and couldn’t find his ball anywhere.    He looked at the decrepit house in front of him and so the smashed window.  “Shit” the blonde boy said, as he stepped into the house.  As soon as Ashton stepped into the house, the curse laid upon it began to act.  Ashton tried to find his ball, and his hair began to grow past his ears.  His blonde hair began to show streaks of brown, as his lips began to plumb.  Another step, his feet began to swell and change.  They become softer and more feminine.  Ashton’s tan skin began to fade, as his toned stomach began to plumb and lose its definition.  Ashton took a deep breath, as his arms’ muscles deflated, and his hands began to shrink.  His nails grew longer, as Ashton got to the abandoned living room.  His hair was darker, as it began to grow p...

Julie was sitting in the field watching her boyfriend and his friends play football.  She was freezing, and didn’t want to be there any longer.  As she was on her phone, she saw an ad for a beach resort, and a free stay.  “Why the hell not” she said harmlessly clicking the ad.   Suddenly Julie vanished, her boyfriend and friends looked over in confusion wondering where Julie went.    Julie found herself on a beach chair somewhere tropical she was so confused she had no idea where. She looked to her side to see a coconut drink, and a random phone.    Julie was very confused, as she didn’t see her own phone, and people didn’t seem to wonder why she was wearing fall clothes at the beach.   Julie reaches for the phone, and suddenly her thin fingers began to thicken, her hands followed as they grew wider and larger.    Julies eyes were in disbelief, as her body seemed to get very uncomfortable....

  Daisy was walking out of the gym after her cardio workout.    She was a beautiful blonde, who was your typical vapid girl that didn’t seem to have much depth to her.  Daisy walked to her car and couldn’t help but notice a group of guys.    The guys were all very heavy and that annoyed Daisy.    Daisy found them very unappealing.    She looked at their giant bodies and massive stomachs.    “Alright can’t you go somewhere else.    I don’t think the gym will fit you” Daisy said as she walked by the men.  The men turned around and the shortest and fattest man walked up to her.    “Well I don’t think we’ll have to worry about you much longer” he said grabbing her forearm.  “Get off of me fat perv” Daisy said walking away from them.    Daisy had a feeling she might have said a little to much to those fat guys.    “Your lucky I won’t report you pigs” she said getting into her...

Quint was on his way back from the new gym he signed up for. It was the off-season for football, and he needed a place outside of the college’s campus. “I’m fucking starving” Quint said holding his toned stomach, as he was walking back to his off campus apartment. “Well...I guess we can try here” he said going into “Regal Muffins” a tiny shop near the gym. “Welcome to Regal Muffins” the overweight cashier said nicely to a put off Quint. “Okay...does this place have anything low fat” he asked the woman. “Like low-fat food?” she asked him. “Yeah...like food that won’t make me look like all these fat people in here” he said in a very condescending tone. Shock, the cashier took a moment to compose herself. “Well...sir I have the perfect suggestion for you” said another older woman approaching the register. “This is our exclusive Low-Cal slim Muffin” she said winking at him. “It’s on the house” she said smirking at him. “Ah thanks...I guess” Quint said quickly leaving the weir...

Will had no remorse, he broke up with his girlfriend of 3 years after he found out that she was pregnant.  “That’s not my kid” he said to his friends when they were shocked to find out that she was pregnant. “She’s a little whore” he said before driving off away from the school’s campus to his house.  “I can’t believe he broke up with her” one of Will’s friends said laughing. “Yeah that was a dick thing, and that’s fucking fucked” Veronica said who was best friends with Will’s now ex-girlfriend Jen. “I gotta see how Jen is” she said running across the courtyard to the secured handicap bathroom where Jen was crying.  “He’s a heartless prick” Jen said as Veronica comforted her friend. “Don’t worry, that little shit is going to have something coming to him” Veronica said. Veronica was actually had a ancestry to a gypsy clan that possessed magic that can effect people.  After Jen left the campus, Veronica went to her car, and looked through her photo alb...

Sarah was driving up to the venue, as her phone GPS took her to this dumpy club across the city. “Why would my agent book me here?” she said to herself. Sarah was a club attraction, and DJ, and she was wondering how a dumpy place like this could afford her.  “Well as long, as they pay” she said, as she parked her car. She then went into the club, and looked around at the atmosphere. Sarah was really put off, as she saw that it was some sort of leather club, filled with big hairy men. “I’m not in Kansas anymore” she said, as a big guy introduced himself. “Hello Sarah” he said handing her a free drink. “Thanks” Sarah said swigging the drink back. “Now come back here, and you can get ready. Drinks will be on the house for you.  We have a full bar in the room” he said taking Sarah  to the room. “Wow...it’s pretty nice” Sarah said, taken a back of how nice the room was. “Your not on for a little bit...so enjoy the room” he said shutting the door. “Oh I will” Sa...